-Why couldn't the morbidly obese man order a cheeseburger? Because it wasn't on the menu.
-Why did Jenny fall off the swing? Because someone threw a fridge at her.
-How do you make a mailman cry? You kill his family.
-If life throw you melons, you might be dyslexic.
-What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
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