Sunday, July 3, 2011
Thursday, June 30, 2011
Tips for Hair Removal
When I watched this I cracked up so hard haha. I showed it to my friends they were laughing too!
Vol. 3
-What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
-Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I've got Alzheimer's.
cheese on toast
-What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?
-Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I've got Alzheimer's.
cheese on toast
-What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Vol. 2
-I got gas today for $1.39! Too bad it was from taco bell.
-What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust.
-What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
-When life gives you lemons, take them and throw them at people.
-What has 100 eyes but cannot see? 50 blind chickens.
-What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust.
-What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
-When life gives you lemons, take them and throw them at people.
-What has 100 eyes but cannot see? 50 blind chickens.
Volume 1!
-Why couldn't the morbidly obese man order a cheeseburger? Because it wasn't on the menu.
-Why did Jenny fall off the swing? Because someone threw a fridge at her.
-How do you make a mailman cry? You kill his family.
-If life throw you melons, you might be dyslexic.
-What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
-Why did Jenny fall off the swing? Because someone threw a fridge at her.
-How do you make a mailman cry? You kill his family.
-If life throw you melons, you might be dyslexic.
-What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
The Temper Trap - Fader
I forgot exactly where I found this song (probably iTunes or something) but I really like it! Oh wait I think I did find this on iTunes in the Alternatives charts haha. It really has a nice smooth sound, with rock and pop influences I would say. :)
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